♪ Go ♪
[theme music]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Teen teen ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Go ♪♪
[footsteps pounding]
[panting]
[dinosaur roaring]
[dramatic music]
[screaming]
Aah! Ah! Ah!
[munching]
'Aah! Let me out!'
'It stinks in here!'
[spits]
[laughs]
You lose again,
Chrome Dome.
I hate this game.
Can we please do something else?
Sorry, dude.
It's my turn to choose
and I wanna play
Cavemen and Dinosaurs.
Easy for you to say.
I don't wanna
get eaten anymore.
Then you better
start running.
Because you've got
30 seconds!
One Mesozoic,
two Mesozoic
'three Mesozoic..'
[sobbing]
I don't want to..
I don't want any more..
[instrumental music]
[exhales]
[sinister laughter]
- Hi.
- Dare I even ask?
I'm hiding from Beast Boy
so I don't have to play
Cavemen and Dinosaurs.
Uh-huh. Could you
hand me the toothpaste?
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Ah!
Look, you got to help me.
This game is gonna be
the death of me.
Sorry, I've got
better things to do.
Like restock the toothpaste.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Wish you could make two of me,
then I wouldn't have to play..
- Wait a second!
- No.
Oh, come on, Raven.
Please.
Please. Please. Please..
[screeching]
What is all
the locomotion about?
Cyborg wants me to create
a magical double of him.
And then, I can make him
play with Beast Boy.
Magic is a powerful tool
not to be used
for petty reasons.
Hm. Then could you at least
duplicate this last slice
of pizza so I can drown
my sorrows in food?
[sighs]
Fine.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
(in unison)
Boo-yah!
Oh, brother.
Whoa. What?
Beast Boy, allow me to introduce
you to myself, Cyborg.
- He's an exact replica of me.
- What's up, beast man?
Exact replica, huh?
I'll be the judge of that.
[instrumental music]
What's your favorite food?
[bell dings]
Pizza. Duh.
What's your favorite video game?
[bell dings]
Invasion of the Bubblebots 2.
Who would win a fight,
a ninja or a merman?
[bell dings]
Neither.
Being natural allies,
they would team up
to defeat the evil
kung fu bird-people.
You are an exact replica
of Cyborg. Huh.
- Do you like dinosaurs?
- Uh, yeah!
Awesome!
Ha! It worked. Why?
♪ 'Cause I'm a genius
yes I'm a genius ♪
♪ I am a genie in a bottle
I'm a genius ♪
[sighs]
Finally, I can relax.
[sighs]
Okay, I'm bored.
[Beast Boy laughing]
Oh, man, you stink.
I thought you were
good at this game, dude.
[laughing]
So did I.
I thought I was,
but I'm just awful.
I thought you guys were playing
Cavemen and Dinosaurs.
We got sick of it,
so now we're playing
Invasion of the Bubblebots 2.
Ooh, cool.
Can I play?
Sorry, bro. We only
have two controllers.
- Yeah. Sorry, bro.
- That's okay.
I didn't feel like playing
my favorite video game
in the whole wide world anyway.
[sighs]
[moaning]
What is it?
Oh, it's just
Beast Boy and my double
are, like, best friends now.
And you want sympathy
from me?
You are the one
who cast the spell.
You tricked me
into casting it.
It's your fault
you lost your best friend.
[sighs]
What?
Well, since I need
a new best friend
I thought maybe you could make
a magical double of Beast Boy.
- You're unbelievable.
- Okay.
Then could you at least
duplicate this controller
so I can play video games
with them?
Fine. Azarath metrion zinthos!
Psyche!
[ricochets]
[rock music]
[snoring]
[moans]
Hey, what's up?
[both screaming]
- You're me.
- Correction. I'm you.
[purring]
[trumpeting]
[squeaking]
(both)
Awesome!
- Huh!
- You've got to be kidding me.
This is great!
Now, I have a new best friend.
- Right, Beast Boy?
- Whoa.
You're a magical double?
Just like me?
- Wanna be best friends?
- Okay.
No. Wait. We're supposed
to be best friends.
Sorry, Cyborg. I just have
more in common with Cyborg.
Later.
But..
Ohh.
Good going, Cy.
Now, neither one of us
has a best friend.
Perhaps the two of you could
just be best friends again.
- Yeah.
- This guy?
- As if.
- Not.
- Wanna get something to eat?
- Sure.
So, there are
four of them now, huh?
I don't wanna talk about it.
I'm starving.
I left a big bag
of tofu chips
right here on the...table.
Looks like someone
beat us to it.
Don't worry. We've still
got a tub of ice...crud!
(Cyborg double)
'Thanks for the snacks.'
[both belching loudly]
[both laughing]
(Beast Boy double)
'You're the best.'
The worst part is, they put
the tub back in the freezer
even though it's empty.
I mean, who does that?
Us, apparently.
Forget the snacks. We'll just
play some video games.
[beeping]
[sizzles]
- All yours.
- Oh, man.
'You busted the controller.'
And this one's covered
in ice-cream. Ew.
I mean, mmm.
[both laughing]
Are we really that annoying?
In a word, yes.
Now you know how we feel.
Now, then..
[clears throat]
All in favor of kicking
the magical doubles
out of Titans Tower
'and letting them
fend for themselves'
'on the mean streets
of Jump City'
raise your hand.
All opposed?
Looks like you lose.
Look again, bro.
No way.
I didn't do it.
We found Raven's spell book
and figured out how to cast
the spell ourselves.
All in favor of kicking out
every non-magical double?
I'll actually
kind of miss that place.
We shared
lots of good memories there.
We sure..
Wait.
I don't really have any memories
in the tower.
Me neither.
Come to think of it, I don't
remember a single thing
before a couple of months ago.
How could that be?
Unless..
(Cyborg)
'So you're saying you think'
'Beast Boy and me
are magical doubles, too?'
Yup. I checked Cyborg's
credit card statement
and tracked his pizza deliveries
to this apartment.
Then the real deal
should be in there.
[whines]
(male #1)
'Help me! Help me!
I'm dying!'
Titans, go!
[thuds]
[video game music]
Help me. Help me.
I'm dying.
You've got five lives
left, man.
No big deal.
Do you mind explaining
yourselves?
Sure, just let us
clear this level.
Now!
[screen shatters]
Okay. Sheesh.
We found Raven's spell book
and figured out
how to duplicate ourselves.
So, yeah, we decided
to take a little vay-cay
and let our doubles
take our place, man.
All of this time we have been
living with magical doubles?
[farts]
Yep.
Well, thanks to you two clowns
the tower is now overrun
with doubles.
We thought that might happen.
Which is why we have
a contingency plan.
[rattles]
[beeps]
[club music]
[glass shattering]
[all cheering]
[tower rumbling]
So, what is to become
of these two magical doubles?
Don't worry about us, we've seen
the error of our ways
and we're committed
to becoming better people.
We're gonna be hobos.
Ride the rails,
that sort of thing.
So long, Titans.
[squawks]
[crashes]
Wait. Can't you take
these two with you?
Dude...I ain't gettin' up.
I don't think
I can get up.
Well, I guess
that is all wrapped up.
So, where did you send
all of those doubles to?
I hate this game.
[screaming]
[club music]
(Robin)
'Two, three, four, five.'
Yes.
[mumbling]
Two, three, four, five.
[continues mumbling]
Yes. Knew it.
[creaking]
- Ooh, what you got?
- Uh, nothing.
- What you got?
- Nothing.
- What you got?
- Nothing!
[buzzing]
[smacks]
[hissing]
What you got?
[crashing]
Yoink!
Come on, guys.
That's mine.
So what is it?
[both laughing]
It's one of those
fortune-teller games
'that the little kids play.'
[chuckles]
Robin plays baby games.
Okay, yep. I'm a big baby.
Can I have it back now?
No way.
Not till we know
our fortune.
You first, beasty.
Pick a color.
You know my color, bro.
G-R-E-E-E-E-N.
- Oh!
- What's my fortune?
What's my fortune?
Please be millionaire.
[instrumental music]
"You will..
... marry Starfire?"
Well, it doesn't mean
I won't be a millionaire.
- Now can I get it back?
- Nope! My turn!
B-L-U-E.
And my fortune is
"You and Starfire
will have seven kids." What?
That's gonna be awkward
since I'm already marrying her.
(Cyborg)
'These are strangely
Starfire-specific fortunes.'
It's because the fortunes
are for me.
- Oh!
- Ooh!
Starfire does make you act
a little nuts, doesn't she?
[male narrator]
There was something about
Starfire that made him nuts.
Not the kind of nuts
that put a knot in your stomach
or made you wanna
climb a mountaintop
to shout out your feelings.
No, the nuts that made you
hear voices in your head
voices like mine.
There's this new restaurant
opening tonight
that she wants to try,
but I don't know how to ask.
- We can help you.
- Really?
Me and Cyborg have
asked out tons of girls.
- And they went out with you?
- No.
- Of course not.
- But we asked.
So, sit right there
and learn
from the masters.
[sobbing]
Please! Just go out with me.
[sobbing]
If you say no, I don't know
if I could take it anymore.
Think this is
the wrong approach?
Oh, please don't say no.
I already love you though.
- Just be yourself.
- 'Just go out with me.'
[both sobbing]
[growling]
Hi, Starfire.
Hey, Starfire.
[chuckles]
Hey, Starfire.
[in Spanish accent]
Hola, Starfire.
No! Duh.
[knocking on door]
'Enter.'
[exhales]
Yes, Robin?
[instrumental music]
[squeaking]
[gulps]
Uh..
[stammering]
Is this a game?
Duh! What?
Tsk! Ooh!
[imitates Robin]
[both speaking gibberish]
[giggling]
Thank you, Robin.
Your game was most enjoyable.
Uh, yes. Good times, huh?
Wait. Star, there..
[clears throat]
'There was something else.'
'You know, that new restaurant
that's opening tonight'
'uh, I thought maybe
you'd like to go.'
[gasps]
I would love to.
- You would?
- Indeed.
But I cannot.
Speedy has already
asked me to go with him.
Speedy?
- How's it going, Robin?
- Speedy.
Speedy had always been
the chief rival of Robin.
First as a sidekick,
then a hero
and now for the affections
of a strange
but endearing alien princess.
At that moment, Robin knew
he would do anything
in his power to stop Speedy
from winning over Starfire.
Even though reason said
he should be more concerned
with the voice he kept
hearing in his head.
This guy?
Are you kidding?
How can you stand
to look at that face?
I'm standing right here.
Ugh! Not to mention that voice.
I have always felt
you two share
many visual
and auditory similarities.
Don't you get it, Star?
He's all wrong for you.
Is that not the purpose
of the date?
To find out
if one is compatible?
[grunts]
[video game music]
[clattering]
Whoa. What's wrong?
Speedy already asked her.
Oh, bummer, dude.
It's okay.
Are you sure you're okay?
You have that look again.
I have a plan.
Why is Speedy tied
to a chair?
And in his underwear.
Speedy has a date
with Starfire tonight
and I'm going to keep it.
Something tells me
he's about to blow
any chance he has
with Starfire forever.
Just keep an eye on him
for me, okay?
Sorry, dude.
We would never do
something like this.
Would you do it
for a Scooby Snack?
- Done and done!
- Oh, yeah!
[classical music]
What am I doing?
Tying Speedy up,
taking his place?
I can't go through with this.
Finally, Robin had come
to his senses.
Though Starfire was his dream
he could not compromise
his conscience.
Hello, Speedy.
Yup. That's me.
I'm Speedy.
- Have a seat!
- Why, thank you, Speedy.
I find your being a gentleman
compatible with several traits
I possess.
- Ow.
- Ha! Never gets old.
Okay, very funny, guys.
- Come on, let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- Sorry, dude.
Not till after the date.
[sighs]
Okay.
Thank you.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
[clock ticking]
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- Oh!
Kidnapping is so boring.
- Wanna get something to eat?
- What about him?
- Let me go.
- No.
Hey, Rave.
Will you watch Speedy for us?
Like a hawk.
You're the best.
[roof crashes]
Exit's the other way.
(Starfire)
'Is this really
necessary, Speedy?'
(Speedy)
'Totally. This is what
I do on all of my dates.'
[bell dings]
Oh, score!
I am beginning to wish
I declined
your invitation tonight
in favor of Robin's.
Wait, but I thought
you said
Robin and I
were basically the same.
I was factually incorrect.
You have nothing in common
with Robin.
- Goodbye, Speedy.
- Yes!
[elevator bell dings]
No.
Robin, what are you doing here?
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
It's time you learned the..
Excuse me.
[yelling]
[upbeat music]
[laughing]
[yelling]
I used to think
your staff was lame
but this is kinda fun.
[music continues]
[squeals]
I'll take these.
[gasps]
Are you okay, Robin?
Speedy has been acting
quite strangely.
Yeah. I think he's a little,
uh...you know?
He's not the one
who's hearing voices.
Don't make me come in there!
I learned something
important today, Robin.
Perhaps I have taken you
for granted.
You are the kindest,
most honest..
Robin had finally won
Starfire over
but at what cost, he wondered.
Yes, Robin was ashamed
of the way he acted
but deep down,
there was still a good person.
He knew if he were to live
with himself tomorrow
he'd have to come clean today.
So he did.
He told her everything.
And hearing his actions
out of his own mouth
only made him feel worse.
His actions were just terrible.
Terrible!
You probably hate me,
don't you?
Robin, you did all that for me?
I did.
Does that mean you're..
[crashes]
[echoing]
You are out of your gourd!
That's what I've been
trying to tell him.
- Huh?
- I don't believe we've met.
I'm the voice
in Robin's head.
- And I am--
- Absolutely stunning.
[giggling]
It is nice to meet you,
disembodied voice.
What do you say you
and me get out of here?
I would like that.
[elevator bell dings]
After you, my dear.
[giggles]
And what started
as a chance encounter
between a voice and a girl
would soon blossom
into the most wonderful--
- Are you coming?
- Uh, sorry. Be right there.
[theme music]